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10) Having to look both ways when crossing the sidewalk.
9) Someone right behind you watching you put your pin number into the ATM.
8) "Ain daver kazeh"(there is not such a thing) being the most common answer to any request in any shop anywhere, even if you see the item right in front of you.
7) Cars who honk a full second before the light turns green.
6) Having to wait while the clerk finishes her phone conversation to her friend, before you can be served.
5) Having to hold people's place in line, every line, everywhere.
4) Bus drivers who think they are racecar drivers.
3) Old women on the street knocking you over.
2) Cab drivers asking the intimate details of your life.
1) The third statement into conversing with a new acquaintance being an invite to Shabbat dinner or the number of their son or daughter.
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